i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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