Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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