i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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