he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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