He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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