Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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