three words: i give head
three words: not that well
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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