Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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