We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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