So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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