watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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