i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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