summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Do vagina's smell?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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