She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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