And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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