Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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