just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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