I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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