Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
false alarm, still single
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