i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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