I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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