All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
we made out on top of his cat.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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