I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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