Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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