She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude i'm inner monologue high
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Enjoy the penises
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize