What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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