Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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