i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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