You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It's just like the Real World with babies
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Two words: nipple clamps
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