I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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