There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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