positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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