I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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