there's paper in my vomit.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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