Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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