let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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