the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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