how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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