i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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