you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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