Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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