I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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