It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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