You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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