You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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