Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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