...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you would pick up someone in the library
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't deserve a penis
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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