I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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