I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize
