You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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