Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
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Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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