that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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