Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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