so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
