did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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